India and Europe

I know, I know, I haven't been blogging for ages (thanks to facebook) and I haven't written anything about my holidays in Goa and Europe. But I'm too lazy now! So FAQs na lang muna:

Q: You went to Goa? When and why?
A: During the October holidays, I had nowhere to go coz I was supposed to be in Europe but the visa took so long to process. My officemate Anna said, "Wanna come to Goa with me?" I said, "Okay! Here's my passport, photo etc. By the way, where is that?'

Q: Where did you go in Europe?
A: Sa city mismo. Hehe. Original plan was just Paris, Barcelona and Amsterdam/The Hague. But I met the nicest locals who gave me a tour around the city and even drove me outside the cities. So I got to go to Versailles in France, Figueras and Girona in Spain, and Haarlem, Hoofdorp and Delft in Holland.

Q: Were you not afraid?
A: Well, it was quite an adventure travelling to very far places that I can't speak the language. So I just made the most out of it. And I didn't say yes to every single person who invited me noh.

Q: What is the city you can imagine living in?
A: Paris. It's the most beautiful city there. And the most artist-friendly. Plus they probably pay the highest!

Q. What is your favorite city?
A. Barcelona. It's not as beautiful but the best ones are there. Gaudi, Dali, Miro, Picasso. But I don't like the manana habit and the Spanish time (Pilipino Time is considered punctual next to it).

Q: Which city has the cutest guys?
A: Paris has the cutest guys. Barcelona has the flirtiest. According to tita bing, "Flirting and following girls around" is their national pasttime. Holland according to tita bing has the most number of gorgeous men per capita in europe, according to stats. Dutch people do look so alpha male. But they are all fab, I can't complain.

Q: (phone in question of Angelo) Mr Right?
A: Hmmm... Mr Right now?
Haha, these things you never know. I am not an expert on this topic, obviously.

Q: Best food?
A: Paris. Their portions are so big too! The paellas I tasted in Barcelona were a letdown, but maybe I went to the wrong places. Cheese and stroopwafels in Holland are the best! Cheese, ham, eggs and chocolates... that's my diet for 3 weeks.

Q: New discoveries about yourself?
A: I can communicate with Spanish people! Ilonggo has more espanol than I thought. I also discovered I was more gutsy than I thought. And more boring than I wanted to admit (declined the only opportunity to go clubbing). And that it's okay to flirt (I learned this in Goa with Masters Anna and Fiona, but only applied it in europe).

And... that mabenta ako in Europe! 8ku asked if I want to run for mayor, haha! Ba't sa Shanghai it doesn't work? Shanghai is my kryptonite.

Q: New discoveries about Europe?
A: French people are super duper nice and helpful! Not snobs at all! They are not the warmest but they are certainly the most helpful to me. As in if I ask for directions to a theatre, the stranger would call using her cel then ask if I want help in booking tickets; and people help carry my very heavy luggage in every stairway in the metro (and there are millions!) Also, hindi uso ang escalators and elevators in Europe! Gosh! Learning yan! I paid penance for all my shopping.

Q: Memorable moments?
Getting invited to TNT's house party in Paris. Being spontaneous in Barcelona and Amsterdam and ended up with lovely new friends. Finding out I got a totally wrong Hague-Paris ticket on the eleventh hour plus the paris strike. My amazing race to the airport with Martin because of the stupid total transport strike in Paris.

Q: Best shopping?
A: Barcelona, coz it's good and affordable. Paris has fab things too but super expensive.

Q: Quotable quote?
A: from a paris TNT: "Daig pa namin ang presidente dito. Pati congressman at senator. Pag may trabaho, damit basahan kami. Pero pag linggo, naka-boots din kami!"

Q: How did the trip change you?
A: Not really change but it made me want to improve myself in terms of A. overplanning less and be more spontaneous. B. I want to be a real artist sooner! (Original plan is 40 years old)

Q: How did you feel coming back to Shanghai?
A: I feel home. It's funny coz I never knew where home was for a year. It's not Makati anymore and it's not really Bacolod nor Shanghai. Until I breathed the polluted Shanghai air again.

Q: Is your trip really as cultural and wholesome as your facebook photos show?
A: That's for me to know and you to find out!

                            

The most problematic man in the world

I met a strange man today. He's a mainland Chinese who was based in Norway for a few years, a VP in a shipbuilding company. He is the one of the most stressed out persons I've met that our conversation inspired me to write a children's book about him.

I first met him early this year in the elevator when I arrived in HK, with luggage and all. I met him again in the elevator when I arrived from europe with luggage and all, and he remembered that I didn't give him my number the last time. Haha. Long story short, we had a get-to-know-thy-neighbor coffee this afternoon and my, I've never met someone so worried about everything and nothing! It is quite interesting. Below, he is the one in quotation marks and I am the one without.

"The problem is I will live working day in and day out until I die." Why? "The problem is I cannot take a vacation." Why not? "The problem is it is so stressful here." This goes on and on and I tried to explain to him how there is only one thing he can control: his life. External things will always affect us, but we have the power to choose.

You know Oprah Winfrey? She interviewed a bunch of very sick kids before but surprised how happy they were. She asked one kid how she can laugh when she's in so much pain. The kid shrugged, "Pain is inevitable but suffering is optional." (A kid said this!!!)

Anyway, I told this to the guy and he asked, "But how can you not suffer when there's pain?" I said, well, Pain will still be there whether you decide to feel happy or decide to wallow in self-pity boohoohoo I'm so depressed waaah! "Hahaha that's me!" he said. But he really couldn't comprehend my point, so I said, okay, Worrying is like a rocking chair. You spend so much energy rocking back and forth but you're going nowhere."

To help him visualize, I asked him to imagine himself being 94. My grandma was 94 and I figured whatever problems you're facing today, by the time you're 94 you'd just laugh and wonder why you were so stressed about it. He closed his eyes shut then open his bewildered eyes and said, "The problem is, I can't imagine myself being 94!" Okay, imagine yourself when you were in university. You were so stressed then about grades etc, but thinking about it now, it wasn't all that bad right? "No the problem was, it was really stressful because blah blah.."

I know what your problem is. Your problem is, you see everything as a problem!

Hahaha that's what I told him. When I see this ceramic vinegar holder, I see how well it dispenses just the right amount of dip, but you may only see that it might break!

"You're lucky." Yes I am.
"You don't get stressed?" Of course I do, I have a veeeery stressful job.
"The problem is, I'm Buddhist, you're Catholic." It has nothing to do with religion.
"Teach me to be happy." I can't. It is a choice you make.
"But my life is so stressful. Everyday I get (fill in the blanks for boring stuff)"

I asked, who is the 5th president of the United States? Who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1968? (He actually shut his eyelids and pulled his hair trying to think, haha.) Okay, never mind. Now can you answer this? Who inspired you? "My father." Who makes you feel good about yourself? "My mother." Who has made you feel stupid?"Oooh a lot, I want to kill them! Haha"

My point is, when you die people don't care if you built 50 or 1000 ships a year. But people remember how you made them feel. People remember if you've helped them or made them laugh.

"So why do we need to work? Why do you work?"

Because it makes me happy!

After our conversation he felt happy and was laughing like a kid, and I feel so drained now, hahaha. I think I reached my annual quota for "being adult-like". hahah. I don't think I've given so many nuggets of wisdom at one time to a stranger. But I think our conversation makes an inspirational short story, like Dr. Spencer's "Who moved my cheese?" Maybe I should write one and illustrate it myself.

I feel so third world.

I had it all planned out. I am going to Europe last week September, through the one week October holidays, then a week after that. In my early 20s I wrote down goals to reach by 30. One is to travel once a year every year around Asia and Phils, then by 30 to go to Europe. Last year I was all set to go, saved up and all, but my travel buddy backed out. Then I got expatriated to Shanghai and used one month instead to fix my papers and things. I said, okay lang, next year I will still be 30 if I go before my birthday.

This year, I planned going to London, Paris (and south of france), Italy (florence, rome, venice), The Vatican and Barcelona. Chiewy is going to London for a conference around that time and we will meet up with her friend Yen. That would be so much fun! Would've.

From the 3rd week of July, I was out of town most of the time. I went to Singapore for BBH Asia Creative Conference (everyone in creatives attends our conferences, not just one handpicked team). Then my cousins from UK arrived and we went to Tongli Water Town one weekend and to Guillin and Yangshuo the next. Then I went to Bangkok for two weeks for a shoot. Came back for a week then flew back to Bangkok for 5 more days. August was done. Then on the same day I arrived from Bangkok, I flew to Chicago then MIami for our BBH 25th Anniversary (again, everybody in the world was invited, all expense paid). I just arrived this Monday and called the French embassy.

"Sorry, the earliest appointment for a visa interview is on Nov 28."

I called the Spanish embassy. The pre-recorded message kept asking me to press all these numbers then ended up with a dial tone. The italian embassy was worse. They gave me a call center number where I need to call to set an appointment, which charges 5rmb a minute, and all I get is piped-in music!!!! Minutes and minutes of piped-in music, call after call. Then all these embassies I call, majority doesn't have english "subtitles". Kahit websites! Of course they are not required to, but naman, majority of the tourism world speaks English or Chinese, especially in Shanghai, sana man lang for tourism's sake they included English. I had to get a Chinese officemate translate the pre-recorded messages for me. And put most of the websites and documents in Google Translate.

The Dutch embassy, I thought, might be better. I mean, who goes there from China? I called and *HAAAAALLELUIA!* somebody answered the phone. But they don't give individual visas and only process business or family visit which takes anywhere from 2 weeks to 3 months! Plus this needs a lot more papers. I am going to give Italy and Spain one last try next week, if all else fails, then I'll ask my uncle in The Hague to send me his Dutch papers. Hassle lang and diyahe coz he's reaaaally busy with stuff that can really make a difference in the world. He has something to do with energy planning and searching for bio fuels at a major oil player, and he writes energy papers and economist chuva for the Philippines that I can never comprehend, and does fund-raising for Gawad Kalinga. And then little fatty me would steal some of that time and have him go to the townhall to notarize invitation letters and gather some relatively unimportant documents? Di ba super diyahe? What if the time he would spend doing that was supposedly the time he could've discovered the best bio diesel source? E di ako pa ang naging cause of extended global warming.

I am going to try other ways first. Like trying Spain and Italy embassies one more time next week. Like face painting for charity tomorrow to raise funds for a children's medical fund. Mabilis ang karma. Fine-Fedex. Maybe I will make God smile and everything will be okay.

I feel so third world. Living in Shanghai makes one forget that beneath the surplus Armani dress, Class AAA fake Marc Jacobs tote and Calven Klein panties, this citizen of the world is really a third-class citizen of the world. I have to get visas everywhere when people around me don't. I have to fly economy and "all that Axe and Charlie cologne" make my Nenuko and Angel's Breath "evaporate into thin air." (I don't get bruises on my legs coz unlike that infamous excuse-of-a-journalist, I can fit on the seat.)

People in the office go to Ireland, London, Australia, US at a moment's notice... either for a rush meeting or they just feel like it. I'm used to travelling around Southeast Asia not needing a visa (teynks God) that two weeks before a friend's wedding in Taiwan, I forgot that I needed a visa! And Taiwan doesn't have an embassy in Shanghai because, as my Shanghainese officemate said, "Of course, because Taiwan is not a country." Good thing I had a darna brainstorming session in HK and I managed to get it done at the Taiwan "Cultural" Office.

When we went to the US Embassy to get visas for our Miami Conference, I was the only non-mainlander in the office that needed to apply for a visa. 9 out of 14 got denied, simply because the consul could not believe that one company will send everyone to a US conference, even those who are very new. Hasn't he heard of Jimenez Basic?! (Well, probably not since I'm in China nga pala.) Erase. Hasn't he heard of the devaluating dollar and the rising RMB? Hasn't he realized that China is the safest place from terrorist attacks? Who wants to make The Dragon angry? Who wants to be blown to bits in the States when you can be run over by a bus in Shangers?

Nine colleagues were denied before my turn; and the consul had a lot of questions to me too. But all those years of post-pageant debate of who can come up with better Miss Universe answers paid off. I answered pretty well and turned on my super power dimples.

I'm sure I'd get the Shengen visa too for my European trip. But the process is soooo painful. And winter is fast approaching. Why do we need visas to their countries when they don't need one to ours? Why can't we go where we want to go, work where we want to work, and live where we want to live? If my grandparents' ships docked in Singapore instead of Visayas, I'd never need a visa anywhere. (Then again, I'd have a veeeery, veeery Singaporean accent la, can or not?)

I am Third World Carol.

BBH = Big Bad Hada

I just came back from Miami for the BBH Worldwide Winter Conference. It was our 25th anniversary and everybody worldwide went to Miami. London, NY, Sao Paolo, Tokyo, Shanghai and Singapore were all there. Nine of our officemates weren't granted a US visa (matapobreng consul) so the office sent them to Maldives instead! WAWAWEE!

We were all in Doral Golf resort and spa and supposedly not allowed to go out. Bringing 800 people to Miami but not allow them to go to the South Beach is impossible. Since asia contingent arrived a day ahead, we went to the beach. Mwahahahah! I bought a cowboy/haciendero-esque hat with a rhinestoned skull that's so miami. And I checked the tag... made in China.

I swam in the sea while the rest went shopping. It was my first time in a beach for a loooong time. Not sure if I went to a beach last year. The beach is so-so, Jeremy (singapore) and I agreed that boracay is much more beautiful and fun. We were also expecting miami vice setting--with bikini babes on rollerskates-- and all we saw that morning were fat geriatrics. They say that summer was just officially over so the young babes and hunks are back in school. The boobs of women though are HUGE! Even the mannequins have extremely huge boobs. Parang sinilicone din.

Back at the resort, we had spa treatments and golf clinics and cooking lessons sponsored by BBH. I had a facial, oks lang. Some had body scrubs and massages. We Asians are so spoiled. We felt the american treatments are so-so, not that we don't appreciate them (we do), but because we can get them anytime in asia, much better and much cheaper too! The americans and brits are so nawiwindang with the treatments, it's the best daw. Apparently in NY it costs roughly USD120 a massage.

I went to the cooking lesson too and we all wore chef's hats. The executive sous chef taught us how to make a cuban dish made with steak, plantains and black beans. super yummy. His assistant, a tall, charming Latino hunk sous chef is even Super yummier!!!!! I was drooling over him, not over the steak.

Then we attended seminars about The future of brands, the future of you, carbon footprints, future of film, nutrition seminars etc. The director of Leaving Las Vegas, Mike Figgis, gave a talk too. He said the last time he went to the states, he was going to direct the first episode of a TV show in Fox. When he was asked by immigration what is he going to do in America, he unwittingly said, "I am going to shoot a pilot."

We had a star studded convention. A top journalist at channel 4 uk, the author of the book "Changing the world from 9 to 5", the head of Mitsubishi, the head of the Carbon Neutral company etc all gave talks. And I was bewildered to find out that our whole conference was carbon neutral!!! From our flights to our food, we made about 14,000tons of carbon footprint (if I heard it right) and BBH made sure we've offset that by subsidizing energy programs in Jamaica, India and wherehaveyou's. Rapidly developing countries like India and China are coal-rich, and in practical terms would never use more expensive energy such as wind power when they can use cheap coal. Even First world countries like US and UK don't use much of the more expensive earth-friendlier power themselves. So to convince these countries to use earth-friendly means, these technologies must be subsidized so it's made more affordable. They get these from companies like Carbon Neutral, which in turn get it from individuals and corporations like BBH.

Doral Golf resort looks and feels just like Southeast asia, but with latino servers. I relished in the outdoor pools (4 outdoors an 1 indoor as of last count) because I'd never swim outdoors in Shanghai. yaaak. But before that I was in and out of Bangkok or 3 weeks and swam in outdoor pools too so now I'm tanned.

Side story, I arrived from Bangkok at about 9am of Sept 5 and had to go back to the airport by 12:30noon for Miami! I was in airports and airplanes for possibly one and a half day! Then another one day flying back.

Back to Miami, our entertainment was bonggawagi. Tim Sweeney, NY's top DJ, was spinning like crazy while the guys were all crossdressing! For some random reason, the company rented out dresses and even some management guys gamely wore dresses. I am not fond of music but Tim Sweeney really rocks! He is very good. And he's the happiest DJ I've seen DJ-ing. He looks like he's enjoying it more than we are. Then on our last night, after the speeches and all during dinner, the wall just dropped! As in the whole wall, which we later found out was made of cloth, dropped and Blondie and her band started playing! Everyone was at awe, and slowly get drawn to the stage as if we can't believe our eyes and we just had a UFO sighting. After a moment, people started screaming and dancing.

Of course me being me, I didn't recognize Blondie nor any of her songs. At first. Then midway I started to recognize some songs. YAY! But to my relief, a lot of us didn't recognize her/their songs coz apparently she and the band was famous in the 70s. But we still enjoyed it and they still rock! But the 40's and up really got wild. Okay, the 35's and up. Her concert was followed by another DJ who is fairly famous but since I'm me I don't recall him. The dance floor was wet with our drinks and while I was dancing with some random NY guy, I slipped and sprained my ankle. Syempre tayo agad and danced again to prove I'm alright. Back at the hotel room I noticed that my right foot was a little bigger than my left! hahaha. The hotel put cold compress and bandaged my ankle so I can walk to all the airports. Then US being US, somebody from Marriot's Claims dept immediately followed up if I was okay. Takot siguro sa sue-sue. (Weeee, dito sa Shanghai I had two roadside accidents in consecutive months, and the other party didn't even apologize or ask if I'm alright. The first one was a hit and run motorbike, the 2nd almost became a hit and run car if I didn't bawl my asthmatic lungs out and called my officemates.) Anyway, I found it quite sweet that Marriot's actually tried calling me then emailed me to ask for an update. I'm fine now, it's just a bit painful but the doctor here in Shanghai said nothing seems to be broken.

The winter conference was really well organized. Everything ran smoothly, which is no mean feat, organizing not just 800 persons, but 800 crazy persons! The hotel said we were legends. Coz a fraternity just had their gathering there and the staff thought they partied hard... until we came along. Every night the party ends in the morning. But I can't take it, after past 2 I get tired. Araneta Thunderdome na ako.

But the craziest part was, the Nigel Bogle, Sir John Hegarty, and Simon Sherwood started making wishes come true! Our theme was Futurestock and weeks before we were asked what our wishes are for the future. Syempre I gave a Ms U answer "World Peace." But I really fear war eversince I was a kid coz I'd imagine I will be the first to die. I have another childhood dream which is to watch the aurora borealis, but I never thought of it as a wish, but as a goal. LECHE THE FOUNDERS PLAYED OPRAH AND GAVE AWAY "DRIVING IN AN F1 RACE, HANDGLIDING WHEREVER IN THE WORLD, A HONEYMOON IN VENICE, TRIPS TO EGYPT, ICELAND, ETC ETC!" I should've been more materialistic hahah. I should've written the aurora borealis instead or working in a vineyard in France (sir john owns one).

Nobody in Shanghai slept that last night coz we had to leave by 4am. We were all knocked out in the planes. But from Chicago to Shanghai, my American seatmate was very talkative and so I didn't sleep as much. He was trying to stay awake by talking with me, buti na lang he's fairly interesting. But at some points tinulugan ko na siya.

I am so happy to be back in Shanghai. I soooo missed the food. Grandma's pork! Chicken soup! Xiao Long Bao! Tofu! Noodles! Kanin! The food that made me gain 10 pounds in 10 months. They all welcomed me back.

Name studies

This afternoon, after a tour in the new BBH Asiapac office and before our conference call, a few of us went to the mall fortune teller for kicks. It's just 10 sing dollars anyway. The fortune teller tells your fortune depending on your Chinese name. He said my name is very strong, too strong, for a woman. Compounded by the fact that I am a dragon. It makes me live like a man. He told me I am better off starting my own business because I am a natural leader at work and at home. And I prefer not to take instructions from somebody else. I am very strong and lucky in career etc except for love. Coz my name is too strong, very few men's names are compatible with mine. Ganon??! He said this is not a good time for a relationship, and if I am married now I will get divorced. (Ganooon?!) If I have a kid now he will not be close with the father, and I will not get along with my in laws. So better to wait. And since I'm very vulnerable when it comes to love, I need to grow first and experience 2 heartbreaks. At least that's what my officemate translated. Eh, I had 3 heartbreaks na eh, isn't that enough??! So after all these things, what is the solution? Change my name. He changed it to a similar sounding name but the meaning is Beautiful lights. (MY current name means Lady of Praise/Beauty). If I change my Chinese name I am guaranteed to find love in 6 months. Ayoko nga to change my name! My grandfather gave me my name. And he makes a lot more money when he paints your name in calligraphy. (10dollars for consultation but 100 dollars for the calligraphy.) But sige, I'll post my new name on the wall and see if my luck in love will change. Apparently, you don't need to change official documents you just post your new name somewhere. Riiiight.

My partner Yinbo and I compared notes after and he says the fortune teller told him the same things, that he must start a biz etc. I said, but that guy told me you can work for others!! And he said the new name means Neon Light. Haha. So red light district. Then Leo, our head of Chinese copy, corrected him that the word originally meant beautiful light but it's the same word used for Neon signs. Anywhichway, it's just so darn ugly. It's a yucky name. Unlike my original name which, when pronounced in Mandarin is the ultimate admirable woman; but when pronounced in Taiwanese sounds like a GRO in classy wine pubs. High-class prosti! Hahaha. At least high clazz. hahaha. I like the irony of it. The tension of opposites. It's so me.

Starting tonight, Yinbo has been calling me Neon. As in yelling in the streets,"Hey Neon, come over!" Let's see if my luck will improve in 6 months.

Knight of the Realm

I'm now in Singapore for our Regional Creative Conference with all the creatives in BBH Singapore, Tokyo, and Shanghai. The newly knighted Sir John Hegarty flew in to meet us. He is such a nice guy. And typical Brit, try to downplay the honor of being the first one knighted for his contribution in Advertising. His official title is Knight of the Realm. Realm is an old word for Kingdom. And the queen put the sword on his shoulder and all that shebang.

I told Sir John that in the Philippines, you can be a Knight in McDonald's. He was curious what it was. I said, well, all you have to do is order a value meal and the cashier will call you "Sir". or "Ma'am-sir."

It is amazing how enthusiastic he still is after all this years. In many ways he is like a child, and that is still hard to imagine with his wrinkled face and British accent.

He is very inspiring. My colleagues are all very inspiring. We were asked to prepare a presentation each about anything we find interesting, in Pecha Kucha style. Pecha Kucha started in Japan where creative people from different fields (started by architects) are given a venue to strut their stuff. You have to present 20 slides at 20 secs each. My colleagues have made amazing stuff... especially the writers. One has published a lot of quirky graphic design books, one illustrates comics, one did animation, and I paint (but didnt present this). There were interesting stuff all around, from how customization is going big time in the next 25 years, to a silly japanese inventor who invented the plastic pump we usually use to draw water/oil out (he did this when he was a child) to cellphone with watch straps to erotic potions.

I presented "How to swear in Filipino." That got their attention. But actually it is the history of the Barong Tagalog, peppered with lots of beautiful pix of the Philippines (cleverly disguised tourism ad, I must say). I am sleepy now so I'll tell you more about this next time. This is interesting because I stumbled upon a lot of trivia while researching on this topic, such as we are one of the ancient civilizations of the world, and we had advanced hydraulics engineering, astronomy, mathematics, arts, weapons, international trade, and gold mining way before Spain was even a country. And they had the gall to call us indios.

John Heg liked my presentation because he never knew that a shirt could have so much background. Steve Elrick said the same (he said he didn't understand it before why men would wear those shirts in Ad congress). Of course, they are being polite and gave positive comments to everyone who presented (coz the presentations are quite good). But during lunch, John Heg made a reference back to the barong
and Steve-o mentioned it after lunch, so meaning may recall. Happy naman ako.

So that's my experience on the first trip to Singapore. It's the Great Singapore Sale and I haven't shopped a single thing. I didn't even have time to go around. But I was rubbing elbows with a real British Knight.

Cloned!

I never realized how many Ad clones I've done until I saw this:

http://adobomagazine.com/index/index.php?cat=42

My favorite is still Piyush vs Mr. Potato Head and Suthisak vs Garfield. Suthi wrote me that people might call him Garfield from now on. hahah. Tin Sanchez can't believe my bravery for spoofing one of the most revered man in advertising. But hey, people in advertising have a sense of humor. And getting cloned means you're popular enough.

I do have some nasty clones reserved. Ad people are also the most sensitive and pikon. When I really run out of people, I'll publish them, tutal China is a big place to hide. It's getting more and more difficult to find clones. !st, the angle has to right. Then the resolution is another problem. Plus China's internet is so bad, I can't open flicker and google hangs after 3 clicks. grrr.

If you have clone suggestions, do let me know.

Iron Sheep

BBH Shanghaiers are fantastic cooks so I started an Iron Sheep competition . It's a parody to the tv show, Iron Chef; the sheep is a pun because BBH are called the black sheep of advertising.

We are so multi-racial in the office we can give UN a run for its money. So Iron Sheep is celebrated every National Day of someone in the office. The first one was Iron Sheep Philippines on our Independence Day last June 12, 2007. People must prepare Filipino food even if they have no idea what it looks or taste like. (The wonders of the net.) Then the person from that country, aka yours truly, will judge who made the best Filipino food.

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Our CEO Arto made a mean Sinigang na Baboy. Arto was with O&M Manila for a few months and has a Pinay yaya (his, not his kids'). But he claims he made the sinigang himself, which is very yummy! I was so touched because he is the busiest of us all and I badgered him to join one very late friday night... while he was in a business trip in Singapore! Haha, I didn't know he was out of town. Chinese chef Hao Kai made his version of fried chicken, and I made Beef Kaldereta for the first time ever. I had to YM Jerry Hizon to teach me how to cook it. Then I ordered crispy pata and sisig from the Macau-Portugese resto which serves Pinoy food (weird). Some backed out from the showdown at the last minute because we are soooo busy! Nontheless, our planner Phil took time out to make Philippine Flags, how sweet. Everyone was wearing and waving the flag of the Philippine Islands on June 12. The winner of the first Iron Sheep is Armenian chef Arto! Yay! His dish is more popular than mine and the Pinoy cooks from the restaurant.

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It was so successful that we are doing it every National Day. Last wednesday we had the 2nd one for 4th of July. Iron Sheep America! We have 6 contenders this time and the judge was my partner from New York, Yinbo. People brought all kinds of food that are not even remotely American, so I just thought of names for them. The Hainanese chicken rice became New York Take Out. The veggie burgers became South Beach Burgers and so on. The power of name studies. Haha. Contenders were Singaporean chef Chiewy, HK chef Phil, British chef Anna, Chinese chef Hao Kai, Chinese chef Jasmine, and a last minute Banana Split entry from Malaysian chef Kelly. We made posters, Miss USA sashes, flags. And our accounts director Anna even edited a music video on her phone!! The stakes are getting higher! Anna who did a fabulous Tex-Mex Taco won the American flag this time.

The next ones will be Iron Sheep Singapore on Aug 9 and Iron Sheep Malaysia on August 30. When Singaporean Chiewy was rattling off the Singaporean dishes she wants us to cook, Malaysian Kelly kept editing her, "Hey! That's a Malaysian dish! That one too! First you stole our food, then you stole our water!" Hahaha. (Apparently water is a big issue among the two countries. Singapore buys water from Malaysia cheaply, process them, then sell to Malaysia at a steep price.)

Arto, who wasn't in town last Wednesday, vowed to reclaim his title from Anna at the Iron Sheep 3. Abangan...

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The Law of the Good Man as Our Generation’s Law

8x10_harvard____2007_06_07_speech_podium Carol_with_sheep_1 The Filipino in the news recently for having the honor to deliver Harvard Law School Student Commencemet Address is my cousin Oskee. Okay, okay, so he got the smart gene of the family. That's fine, I got the pretty gene. And the crazy gene.Combine them and you get me: pretty crazy. See the contrast: smart, decent lawyer VS pretty shameless creative. (Btw, our cousin Kenway won the cool gene at the Gene pool Lottery, shucks that's what I want!)

There are two speeches circulating around the net, "Like wine in the river, like citizens of the world" which is the first draft, and this final one, which I find more inspiring and relevant. I'd like to share it with you.
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The Law of the Good Man as Our Generation’s Law
Harvard Law School 2007 Student Commencement Address
Oscar Franklin Barcelona Tan (Philippines)

Delivered June 7, 2007, Langdell Hall

Dean Kagan, Vice-Dean Alford, professors, classmates, families, and friends. Let me first thank my family, who crossed twelve time zones to be with us. Let me thank my father, who was once a poor boy from our province of Negros Occidental in the Philippines. He lost his parents during his childhood, then moved to the capital and slept on my aunt’s couch to study law at the University of the Philippines. I do not know if he dreamt then that he would one day watch his eldest son graduate from Harvard Law School, but I want him to know that I love him and hope he is proud of me. Let me thank my law dean, Raul Pangalangan, who was like a second father to me in the University of the Philippines, and is fortunately present here as a visiting professor. I learned all I know about integrity and principle from these two men.

Let me also thank our tireless graduate program staff. Assistant Dean Jeanne Tai, Nancy Pinn, Heather Wallick, April Stockfleet, Curtis Morrow, Jane Fair Bestor, Chris Nepple, Valentina Perez, Ashley Smith, and Sarine Der Kaloustian: This year would not have been possible without you. But let me thank all of you in the Harvard Law community for truly making us feel part of it. I know I am part of it; I was featured in the Parody.

Not so long ago, I went to John Harvard’s for the first time with the British, who began chittering in an alien language. I later discovered it was actually English – the real English. I complained I was not used to cold, but a Saudi Arabian reminded me that you can fry eggs on a sidewalk in Riyadh. An Italian gave me tips on women because Italian men are the world’s greatest lovers, with the disclaimer that their style does not work on American women. A Malaysian was asked to explain the religious significance of the color of her hijab, or headscarf. She would answer: It had to match her blouse. And I learned more than I ever cared to about American culture: I spent a week in Jamaica with Andy Knopp and Mike Pykosz.

Soon, we found that great substance that unites any law school: alcohol. On New Year’s Eve, a Belarusian handed me a glass of vodka, but scolded me when I began to sip it. Sipping, he emphasized, is not the Slavic way. I shared a Frenchman’s champagne, a Peruvian’s pisco sour, a Brazilian’s caipirinha, a Mexican’s tequila, and a Japanese’s sake. And I learned how even weak American beer enlivens an evening when you drink it with the Irish.

As for me, I come from the Philippines, a former American colony best known for Imelda Marcos’s shoe collection. I remember being a six-year old watching my parents walk out of our house to join the crowds gathering to depose the dictator Ferdinand Marcos and form human walls against tanks. I remember being a twenty-year old in a different crowd deposing a different but equally corrupt president.

It was liberating to hear how a Chilean danced with crowds in the streets when Pinochet was arrested. How a South Korean prosecutor proudly stated that his country has sent two former presidents to prison. How a Brazilian, when he was six years old, was taken by his father to see a million men clamor for direct elections in Rio de Janeiro. How a Bhutanese wants to help shape her constitution after her king voluntarily gave up absolute power.

Friends, my most uplifting thought this year has been that the more we learn about each other, the more we realize that we are all alike, and the more we inspire each other to realize our most heartfelt yearnings. My single most memorable moment here came when I met South African Justice Albie Sachs, left with only one arm after an assassination attempt during apartheid. My classmate stood up and said: “South Africa is the world’s second most unequal country. I come from Brazil, the world’s most unequal country, and I admire how the South African Constitutional Court has inspired the progress of human rights throughout the world."

A hundred and ten years ago, it was said here that law is defined by the bad man, who cares solely about how to avoid being thrown in jail. Apologies to Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes,* but our generation defines law by the good man. The German Constitution emphasizes human dignity, in a continuing repudiation of Nazism. The South African Constitution promises equality, in a continuing repudiation of apartheid. The Philippine Constitution, a continuing repudiation of the Marcos dictatorship, promises social justice and the Philippine ideal that “he who has less in life should have more in law." Even in the United States, the younger Fourteenth Amendment set the stage for the end of segregation.

Countless other developing countries in Asia and Africa have constitutionalized a broad array of socioeconomic and environmental rights. We have thus outgrown the concept of law as passive restraint. Rather, law is now aspiration, law is now the catalyst that seeks to realize the full human potential of billions of good men brought low only by poverty, bigotry, oppression, and conflict.

The good man’s primacy is felt just as strongly in international law. Modern instruments, even those lacking binding force, have bolstered our concepts of rights, from economic rights to indigenous people’s rights to the rights of the child. The vigor seen in today’s expansive constitutions must find its way into these international challenges. How can rights to biodiversity be asserted given an intellectual property regime that allows Indian basmati rice to be patented in a key export market? How can rights to environment become reality given developing countries with large populations and meager resources? How must the right to labor of migrant workers be protected given their vulnerability to countless abuses?

At the least, law must enable nations to dialogue on equal terms. At present, for example, the Filipino people are indignant that a United States Marine appealing his conviction for rape is detained not in a Philippine jail, but in the United States embassy. My people cannot reconcile this affront with the fact that even after our big white brother Douglas MacArthur retreated from the Philippines,** my country exhibited the fiercest resistance in the Pacific War.

I cannot deny that our generation’s issues will be complex, but I can guarantee that they will never be abstract, not after having a classmate who was an Israeli army drill sergeant, nor after watching my Chinese and Taiwanese classmates celebrate the Chinese New Year together, nor after having a classmate chased by gunmen out of Afghanistan. In fact, when George W. Bush’s speechwriter visited, my Iranian classmate introduced himself, “Hi, I’m from an Axis of Evil country." And when he was told that the speech made a distinction between the Iranian government and the Iranian people, he said thank you and replied, “When we call you the Great Satan, we also make a distinction between the American government and the American people."

This is how Harvard has changed us. We thank our beloved faculty for raising our thinking to a higher, broader level. But even the most powerful ideas demand passion to set them aflame. The passion we ignite today is fueled by a collage of vignettes that will remind us in this crucible of life that our peers in faraway lands face the same frustrations, the same nation building ordeals, the same sorrows, and ultimately, the same shared joys and triumphs.

How do a mere 700 change the world, even with overpriced Harvard diplomas? Before a battle in China’s Spring and Autumn Period, the legendary King Gou Jian of Yue was presented with fine wine. He ordered his troops to stand beside a river, and poured the wine into it. He ordered them to drink from the river and share his gift. A bottle of wine cannot flavor a river, but the gesture so emboldened his army that they won a great victory. We of the Class of 2007 shall flavor this earth, whether we be vodka, champagne, pisco sour, caipirinha, tequila, sake, Irish stout, or Philippine lambanog.

Thus, my friends – and this includes our American classmates who will soon lead the world’s lone superpower – let us transcend our individual nationalities and advance law as the law of the good man in the international order. In this, let us affirm that we are citizens of the world. Maraming salamat po, at mabuhay kayong lahat.*** Thank you and long live you all.


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* “The Path of the Law", Harvard Law Review, Volume 10, page 457, speech delivered in Boston in 1897. “You can see very plainly that a bad man has as much reason as a good one for wishing to avoid an encounter with the public force, and therefore you can see the practical importance of the distinction between morality and law. A man who cares nothing for an ethical rule which is believed and practised by his neighbors is likely nevertheless to care a good deal to avoid being made to pay money, and will want to keep out of jail if he can."

** President William Howard Taft referred to Filipinos as Americans’ “little brown brothers" when the Philippines was an American colony.

*** Traditional Filipino closing, literally, “Thank you, sirs, and long live you all."

Tongue Tricks

We were on our second straight week on working overtime for a pitch and my mind was blank. You know how it is that when one thing isn't functioning you start noticing other things around you? Well, I noticed I was mindlessly curling my tongue and it seems to fold at will. I checked the reflection on my cellie and discovered I can fold it in different ways. So I checked in the mirror and see what I can do with my tongue, and whoa! I discovered I can do smiley faces with my tongue!

I mean, I can tie cherry stems into a knot (after a couple of drinks) but this is awesome. I can make one chinky eyed smiling face and I can make the regular big eyed one. My Ayi (maid) named them Zhongguoren (Chinese man) and Feilibin ren (Filipino). haha. Here are some shots, they have different expressions every time I do them coz my tongue muscles are not yet trained nor toned to do them properly. I can also make a heart!

A friend, who was amazed at how naturally limber my body is, once joked, "Someday you're going to make some bloke really happy." With my new talented tongue discovery, I guess I'll someday make some bloke extremely happy.

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